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 6/22/05
Hey! Best of luck to you and your brand new baby boy. How wonderful is that! But you are ONLY THIRTY years young. Lots of years left to have a good time, be a super parent,but don`t try too hard in that department, it just doesn`t pay. Anyway, you surely don`t need my advice. Have fun my girl. JBL
6/21
Juliane! They stopped running your column!? What the heck!? Is there a petition I can sign? Is it still out there in LA?
Hope all is well with your 3 little ones.
LOVED the article btw.
LM
4/21
Hello jacuzzi,
I really miss you. I don't have soo much access to a computer, But I remember when you were having all those troubles with you name, you said you would be here. You are my inspraition for life alot of times. How have you been? Is your web site doing well? Will you tell me about things on my e-mail? I trust you enough, that I will give my E-mail address to you. I almost never give it out, but for you, anything to support your cause. You political views on most things are very simular to mine. I wish you well, and Fuck the Eagle...........Chuck
3/30
Isn't that lovely woman on your homepage, Shanee Edwards, star of "Dead Silence"?
Cheers!
Ebben
Middletown, CT
Response:
I mentioned to Shanee last night that Ebben Flow is an admirer of her photo.
This was her response:
�What a sweetheart!!!�
So I wonder if Mr. Flow is capable of blushing?
Jacooz
3/31
Ebben is a Zen Master, and can not only blush, but he can turn it on and off like a lightbulb! The real trick is controlling the luminosity...
Ebben
Response:
Perhaps you can put a lampshade on your head?
Jacooz
That would only be a temporary work-around, and besides, it's been done to death. The question, I reckon, is how can I best harness the light I generate for the good of all of humanity?
This all goes back to the earliest history. Humans decided that the sun and rain were bothersome, so they created shelters. Once they had shelters, they realized they missed the sun, so they cut windows in their shelters to let the sun in. Then they decided that the sun was starting to bug them again, but maybe not as much, so they added curtains to the windows. Next thing you know, Edison has his light bulb!
Me, I'm staying out of it.
Ebben
If he does not stir, you must inter!
3/28
Hi Juliane,
Really liked your last piece on W. They're a determined bunch and I'm glad you're doing what you can to expose their systematic evisceration of democracy. Another similarity with the rise of facism in Germany, which you mentioned, is the alliance between fanaticism (in our case the religious variety) and large corporations. It's an unhealthy relationship. The way they speak about the sanctity of life is both hypocritical and nauseating.
Steve
Greenfield, MA
3/24
I think there are numerous anti-psychotic drugs on the market that you could take to rid yourself of your extreme paranoia.
Geri Moskowitz
New York, NY
3/24
Dear Juliane:
Enjoyed your musings on George W. and eugenics movement. When I was in law school in 1975 I wrote and administered a moot court topic on forced sterilization of a mentally retarded woman, who kept getting pregnant from sexual abuse by inmates and guards of her home.
On a lighter note, I suggest you propose anecdotes about humorous ways people learn or advise someone about the demise of a loved one. In the great tradition of "The Loved One" by Evelyn Waugh. I will start off with a tale of my own foolishness.
Many years ago my sister in law was married to a nice electrician named Larry. They had only been married for about six months when Joan called and told me that Larry suffered a heart attack and suddenly died. I was at the phone in the kitchen and absentmindedly scribbled down a note, "Larry died" on the kitchen calendar. As a lawyer I am in the habit of taking notes of phone conversations. I forgot about the note and went off to work, planning to tell my wife that evening. I forgot I had written the note.
When my wife arrived home from work I was there. Before she took off her coat, she glanced at the calendar and exclaimed, "Larry died!" I sheepishly admitted that indeed he had, and added "I meant to tell you about that". She looked at me like I lost my mind and went upstairs to change, mumbling things I was glad not to hear. She has only told a few people about this foolishness, but I think it deserves a wider audience as long as you change the names and hide my identity to protect the guilty.
Another idea is favorite ideas about Shakespeare plays. I was an English major at UC Berkeley from 1969 to 1973. I thought one of my creative brainstorms was that Iago was really jealous of Desdemona and Othello's happiness, because he was a homosexual and missed having Othello all to himself on long cold nights when they were getting off on military expeditions.
My other insight was to King Lear, my favorite Shakespeare play. I am convinced that Goneril and Reagan, the evil daughters, are a reference to gonorhea, the veneral disease. They are pronounced similarly and Regan is Goneril backwards. If you read the parts where Lear refers to the sulfur burning pains, that women are angels only to the waist and devils below, as well as his tears and madness, they all fit with classic symptoms of advanced degeneration from untreated veneral disease. There are also dark musings throughout the play about how foolish and improvident Lear has been throughout his life. Further if you check and Oxford English dictionary you will see that "Leer" means "empty" in 1598 when Shakespeare was writing. The disease has hollowed out his brain and fits with him giving away his fortune and his livelihood by spending. The Elizabethans analogized lose morals with a spendthrift life rather than saving his semen for his wife!
Michael
3/24
Re: This is Your Brain on W
Wow, I read the article you wrote, and it is very disturbing. Very concerning. I've been convinced they have a nazi-like agenda all along, but many people look at me like I'm from Mars when I propose such a thing. The Bush regime's relentless attack on women reminds me of the days of the Inquisition and the witch hunts (not that I was there...though I might have been; I sometimes have a very strong sense that I lived in the 16th/17th century and immigrated to New England from Britain, and might have been around Salem when the trial happened.).
How can we know whether or not things are going to suddenly get worse? A very down to earth retired Jewish woman told me the other day that she and her husband had actually discussed what the sort of final straw would be that would induce them to leave the country. She said that for her it would be the reversal of Roe v. Wade. I am just not sure. By the time they start cordoning people off in ghettoes it will be too late. But, before that -- what will tell us the country has reached the point of no return in terms of having given up its democratic foundation? It's not as if innocent people haven't already been persecuted, maybe even tortured. They don't happen to look like us or practice our religion, perhaps, so we think of them as more dangerous than we are, but that is myopic on our parts. I just don't know.
But re the guy's Shakespeare insights: RIGHT ON!! I also think Iago was homosexual. I have never seen anyone bring that out in a production of OTHELLO, either. AND, I have thought that 'Goneril' sounded like 'gonorreha' before, but never had gone into the indepth analysis he has on the venereal disease theme throughout LEAR. It's VERY interesting, and makes a lot of sense. The comparision between the decadence and decay of venereal disease and that of the State (of Lear's kingdom in the play but possibly of Shakespeare's England) is really fascinating to think about. Hmm....we should discourse further on this.
3/24
Juliane: You could stage the first openly gay Iago version of Othello with Othello a metrosexual Bi who is torn between Desdemona and Iago!
Glad you liked the ideas.
Another aspect of Lear that fits in is all his worrying about being umanned by women (Goneril and Regan) and the soldiers being cut back. His diminishing manhood symbols of his entourage. The fears of madness, and Lear's fears of tears. Upward symbols of burning urination that comes with VD. Further the eyes being put out of Glouchestire is a common symbol of castration being reworked on the ungrateful child versus father theme with Edmund and Edgar. You can use my name attached to these ideas as I am not ashamed about Shakespeare, Lear or my psychoanalytic approach to the plays. I analyse the way the author gets the reader to respond and do not try to put the author on the couch. Still it is interesting that Hamlet and Lear were supposedly written soon after Shakespeare's father died. Obviously Shakespeare had his fingers deep in our psyche to still be relevant 500 years later. I studied with Fred Crews, famous for "the Pooh Perplex" still a great send up of English lit crit. Enjoy.
Michael
4/2
Hey. This guy IS out there, isn't he? Good old Shakespeare. He seems to be the ultimate projection screen. Everyone projects his/her own psyche onto Shakespeare. I think most of Michael's ideas are very interesting. However, I've always hated actual nudity onstage. It's o.k. in very limited doses with interesting lighting, I guess, but I just think it's very distracting in a live theatre situation. Also, it creates some sort of uncomfortable and unequal situation between a clothed audience and nude performers that I think detracts from the theatrical experience rather than adding to it. I think there are exceptions -- like Pilobolus dance group for example, where the body is used as a sort of sculptural element of the dance. Otherwise, unless they are pretty much a total creation of the gym and the plastic surgeon's knife, I don't think most bodies bear sustained scrutiny on the stage. I'm more for the suggestion of nudity, or the "threat" of nudity. I'm of the "less is more" school of aesthetics anyway. Suggestive clothing and suggestive movement are far more interesting and erotic in my book. If you want erotic, anyway. There would be NOTHING at all appealing about a "Lear" with a major venereal disease theme being staged in the nude. Yuck.
But, love the Metrosexual Othello. I'm thinking Will Smith. Or Denzel.
Mary
4/27
Shakespeare does not need nudity, but anything that gets people watching
Shakespeare is a good thing and nudity or bawdy action is Elizabethan! Lear starts with a fart joke! Gloucester says to Kent I think, "Can you smell a fault?" (pronouced fart then) referring to the bastard Edmund. And Kent says who could find fault when the issue is so fair! Remember bastards were supposed to smell different! All this tomfollery was supposed to show that the kingdom had lost its moral compass because Lear was abdicating responsibility. The storm mirrors Lear's madness, which happens when
gonorhea makes the mind rot. The king is so important that his mental condition is reflected and perhaps causes the storm and chaos to the macrocosm. Anyway it would be fun to have a lecherous Lear and totally in keeping with the Elizabethan view that loose sexual mores, especially of king and his court can cause the kingdom to become chaotic. I think Shakespeare was applauding Elizabeth I for her virgin queen status and
nonsexually debauched ways? Always helps to suck up to the Queen in power.
Michael
3/22
It's more than you have said: W's granddaddy was a biiiiig-time backer of the eugenics program in Germany - so W's merely carrying on the family tradition. Actually, he probably thinks that anyone not scamming his/her way to billions is retarded and needs to be put down. But that's just me being really nasty.
Karen
3/17
Re: Who Wants to Be a Columnist – The Dressing Down of America
Happy St. Patrick's Day!
Sloppy dressing has gotten so out of hand that casual Friday dressing is the norm always. People used to put some effort into dressing for the theater, church, airlines, even movies. The good news is that by dressing with even a slight degree of class one instantly stands out and gets better treatment. Also, people behave better when dressed nicer. This is one argument in favor of school uniforms, along with avoiding envy over designer labels and pressuring those who cannot afford the clothes arms race. Keep the columns coming. Perhaps you can turn them into a HBO TV show like "Sex and the City", soon to be a movie I understand.
Michael Friedman
Southern California
Response:
Dear Michael,
You’re right on with the slobby dressing. I went to a theater performance recently in New York (Shock-Headed Peter) and was appalled by what people were wearing. Just shlumpy street clothes – granted, it was freezing outside, but generally we just don’t own anything that isn’t casual nowadays. I’m not saying I’m much better, especially given that I live in the Berkshires, the land of khakis in the summer and corduroy in the winter. But some of the people really take it to the extreme here and almost look like they’re in their pajamas when they walk down the street. There’s a very high rate of unemployment and depression here, since “The GE� moved out of town and left the large part of the population out of work and without much of a purpose, not to mention that they left everything infested with PCB’s. I truly think people here would feel better about life if they would dress a little nicer and have some pride in themselves.
On the subject of Sex in the City, I’d love to see Jacuzzi as a sexy HBO character. Or maybe David Kelly could take it on – I am in Massachusetts after all.
3/9/05
Re: This is your brain on W
I would like to know what we would find out about the president if he had to undergo mental illness diagnosis. I also think most people in the country are mentally ill from having to deal with his administration. I feel like we are being assaulted by our own government, our freedoms are slipping through our fingers, and this country that is supposed to empower people--I feel powerless.
Signed, T
Florida
p.s. More thoughts on New Freedom:
Time to get your Psychology 101 book out to remember all the tests they administer such as:
Ink Blot test- what things could a pre-schooler see and how that could be misconstrued (and a Mom looking at it is going to see poo-poo from a dirty diaper, what does that say about her, she is clinically depressed?)
See if human's can run through mazes as quick as mice.
Pavlov's dog- if they ring a bell and we salivate, is that a problem?
Free association: a dog, a tale, the movie "dog wagging the tail", Kevin Bacon (you get the idea). When we free associate, we always come back to Kevin Bacon! You think you are Kevin Bacon! You need medication!
Perhaps we can pre-screen children while in utero.
How does Freud fit into all this? What if they try to figure out if we are really in love with our parents?
Response:
Dear T:
I like the idea of screening children while in utero. Check out www.scribbyworld.com for Scribby’s take on the “Womb of the Future�, a concept he envisions for GE. But I really do think the fact that W wants to test the psyches of pregnant women is very scary indeed. What if we are deemed “abnormal�? Will the government decide whether or not we are “fit� to raise our own babies? Aren’t all pregnant women a little crazy, anyway? I thought that was normal!
3/6/05
Took the testâ€
And I will offer absolutely NO column ideas – they’d be too far out there or too boring.
dp
2/23/05
This submission of poetic musings came from an anonymous source who wishes only to be known as “A working mother�:
You know things are bad when you catch yourself sucking red wine out from under the Enter key of your white iBook.
You know things are bad when you realize you haven't brushed your teeth in 2 days but rationalize that you still have plenty of time before your lunch meeting tomorrow.
You know things are bad when you add caramel flavoring from a squeeze bottle to the room temperature coffee you laced with Amaretto two hours ago but kept getting distracted from drinking because there are just so many dust balls to vacuum out from under the beds and you know you could get to them all if only your damn boss didn't keep IM’ing you.
You know things are bad when you don't want to use a dirty pair of underwear to wipe up a coffee spill in the hall, but feel perfectly justified in using a damp mildewy washcloth to do the job, and equally justified in using the same washcloth to cool your hot face--vacuuming and drinking is hard work, after all.
You know things are bad when you pour out your entire soul to a casual aquaintance just because she emailed you that she was losing her job and misery loves company.
You know things are bad when the high point of your week is watching House MD and NYPD Blue on Tuesday nights, and you don't give a crap if your two-year-old falls asleep on the couch while the bloody heads and sexual innuendos roll by.
You know things are bad when you waste 20 minutes writing for someone's Web site for no financial gain just because you feel like you'll begin to decompose if you don't have some kind of creative outlet.
Dear Working Mom
I’m glad that writing to my website allowed you just a little bit of comfort. If things get really bad, I can even send you a bumper sticker. Sometimes little things like that can keep us coloring inside the lines. And if nothing else, here’s a big XXXXX.
Jacooz
2/22/05
Hello Jacuzzi,
Well then, never could pass up a quiz, so I find myself scoring an 18. Which just happens to fall in the zone of your acceptability. I was somewhat relieved but confused at the same time, being who I am, the Prince of Egyptian cotton, baby greens, the heirloom tomato kept on the sill not in the refrigerator, the latest underground designers, undiscovered European musicians, Donna Hay addict (I actually pay $9 per issue just because it's from Australia and the pictures and paper quality are nicer than Martha Stewart. I decided not to buy the Mercedes and instead just wait until the concept car that I so desire is actually released in 2007. iPod in my ears, just replaced my two year old Mac G5 with the new version even though there was nothing wrong with the other one. On my way to Buzios on Friday and soon after that San Francisco, London, then Paris for weekends. How did I get here? I still think of myself as that hands in the earth, hill town child, not really wanting to escape that background at all. Rust stained clothing from the iron rich well, parents unable to afford the Culligan Man at the time, had to feed the pigs before school, even will admit I had been sent home from Elementary School with head lice not once but twice! But am I so attached to that upbringing because it makes me all the more interesting, unique, desirable? Honestly I think even though my metropolitan cohorts deem me "edgy", which is a good thing, I still cannot get them to even set foot on the train to Wassaic to come up for a night at the Inn or tickets to Tanglewood, dinner at Wheatleigh or the Old Inn on the Green. I think pretentiousness is truly defined by the unwillingness to go outside of one's comfort zone. The Wonderbread Eaters of America can be sometimes the most nose in the air about many other aspects, church, economics, politics, health care... "Brenda uses Doctor so and so, can you believe it, I heard..." You know my employer and the reputation or gossip that surrounds her. She drives a Ford Taurus wagon. When I discovered this almost a year ago, I thought I was going to have to rethink my Berkshire career path. Then we talked about it, and it was just that, she enjoyed the fact that it was such an unassuming choice of vehicle. I had to agree, though would never be caught dead in a Taurus wagon, and often despise the car for stealing away my astrological sign. Pretentious? Maybe. Longing for an era of grace and elegance? Definitely! Counting the days of gestation for the gestation of cultural rebirth. Furthermore I had recently discovered that macaroni is not such "Kraft foods" term. Macaroni is a term used to describe a specific type of pasta, pasta secca or dried versus fresh pasta. It seems that macaroni was invented by Arabs and adapted by Sicilians as far back or even before the year 1180. Macaroni is an even more specified, exact, particular, even might I say pretentious way to define "pasta". Cheez Whiz and Yoo-hoo on the other hand might be something a tad out of my league. I really enjoyed the quiz, thanks for making me smile, and putting me in check.
Nathan
Manhattan
Dearest Nathan,
I am so moved by your letter, and utterly horrified that I did not know about the word “macaroni� having its own cache. How wonderful!! So we still CAN sing the lyrics to “Yankee Doodle� and hold our pretentious heads high in the air. I’d been singing “Stuck a feather in his cap and called it Cavatappi� for so long . . . now I know I can go back to the standard version with pride. You rock, you’re just my kind of reader, but Nathan – darling – only 18 points on the quiz?! Surely it was my fault and not yours. The quiz was just a little off somehow, because I scored – a humiliating – 16. That puts me inside the acceptable limits of pretension as well, and I know that at least in my own mind, I am way off the charts.
Jacooz
2/22/05
Juliane,
When I worked at McDonald's in Madison, the owner of the restaurants in the city was Edwin Traisman. He was a chemical engineer and had worked for Kraft in Chicago. He was the inventor of Cheese Whiz. He was very sharp.
At the time, we were buying potatoes by the hundred pound sack. He would experiment with various potato types, measuring sugar content and specific gravity. It was one of the things that got me into engineering. (There were several others as well.)
Love, Daddy
Note from Jacuzzi: YES, readers, that means Daddy. My actual father, not just some guy that happens to call himself “Daddy�. I guess Cheez Whiz was really a part of my life before I even knew it!!
2/21/05
Your newsletter has got me dying for some Fluff. I can eat a whole jar in a single sitting. I love Twinkies, too. And Cheez-Whiz. I wish I had all three RIGHT NOW. I try not to buy them, because they are so fattening. And addictive. But, now I can't stop thinking about them. I might have to pull on my snow boots, clean off my car, and go to Stop n' Shop for a late night binge. Wait! Which one is more pretentious? Stop n' Shop or Price Chopper? Or is it just Guido's that is pretentious? I'll bet Guido's doesn't even stock Cheez-Whiz, so who would even bother with them? Should I go to Big Y instead? I think Harry's Market is secretly pretentious because although they look really scuzzy, their prices are pretty high.
I can't understand the other questions.
Mary
Pittsfield, Massachusetts
Dear Mary,
You go, sistah. Dive in head first, slather your mind and soul in Cheez Whiz. It will humble you, and sometimes that’s a good thing. But whatever you do, don’t try to find it at Guido’s. They’ve never heard of it there, and they would probably black list you for asking. (“Please, Mary, don’t say the word Cheez Whiz in front of our South County customers! You’ll frighten them!�) I can just hear them now.
Jacooz
2/8/05
Hi Juliane
I do read your bimbo pieces and I must say I am really shocked! Just kidding. Although I do sometimes feel like a Calvinist might feel reading Cosmo. Or a pre-post-feminist male contemplating Freud's famous question: "What do women want!" Despite my fringy demographic status, I indulge to peek behind the veil, and learn something new. You're a natural writer and a pleasure to read.
Steve
Massachusetts
2/1/05
(Re: Column, “Consumer Culture of Parenting�)
Hey Jacooz
I think it is the kids vs. the fact that most parents are scared to lose their kids if they do something wrong. Hot lines, TV and school teachers are out to protect the kids. Don't get me wrong, but this has to be scary for "normal parents" and makes it hard to discipline on the level that our parents may have disciplined. We all stare at the parent that can't control their kid at the store, but someone might be standing there that will call a hotline if you spank the kid, act like a mean person to the kid, or grab the kid in a forceful way.
I think that kids need a spank from time to time. When I was younger I got a spank from time to time and it really didn't hurt that bad. I think the worst part about it was the fact that my parents were mad at me and that made me upset when I felt like I was out of the family circle of freedom. It did, however, take a spank to stop me in my tracks. After the spank came a talk, or an apology and hug to my brother, or hours or days grounded to my bedroom.
I think parents worry about kids stretching the truth and saying something out of spite that may have them removed from the family. This probably makes it hard for parents because they don't want to make the kids mad or do some type of discipline that other people see as the wrong way to do it. If kids now days were like me in middle school, I didn't want to be around a parent figure. It was all about rebelling those days. I may have decided that my life isn't good today, so I'm going to call a hotline or talk to a teacher, or exaggerate a story to a friend that freaks out and tells someone that will make my parents get in trouble. These kids may not even realize that they just lost their parents forever and may grow up with a new family that treats them terribly.
You sparked some thoughts in my head today about kids. If I have kids someday, I will need some advice.
Ben
Wisconsin
1/28/05
Jacooz/Peaches:
Must have been the incessant blaze of the Mickey Ds lights outside glaring in my eyes or the noxious fumes coming from the hooker sitting next to me, but whatever it was, the genius behind Bimbopolitics finally hit me. While assertive women have often been accused of being bimbos, Peaches seeks to liberate women put in this box by climbing right down inside there with us. Branded on my forehead is a Scarlet “B� and I’m not ashamed to admit that I have found my bimbitude! We need to know how to navigate these open waters and Peaches has taken the helm. We will discover new worlds, we will fly our bras to signal our arrival, and we will be united by Bimbopolitics!T
Florida
Wow, Ms. T, I’m moved by your declaration of bimbo pride. If you do happen to fly a bra as a signal, please take a photo and send it in. I love the ship metaphors, by the way, makes me think of Melville, and we all know he would have been a regular at this website. New worlds, ho!
Jacooz
1/25/05
(Re: Column, “Who Wants to Be a Columnist?�)
Hello my favorite bimbo! I think there should be topics of the number 3.
Blue and Pink.....what the heck? We all have been brainwashed! Who thunk
it, was it Mother Teresa? Was it good ole Abe Lincoln? Ross Perot? Or
Ghangis Khan? I think the public needs to know. STOP THE BRAINWASHING!!!
Love ya!
Lester Prynne, Arizona
Dear Ms. Prynne:
For this fun and outrageous photo, you are hereby named BIMBO OF THE WEEK. I’m sending you a dozen free bumper stickers, and I expect them to appear on the rear ends of all of your friends (who drive the nicest cars). Just e-mail me an address and bimbo pride is on its way. Rock on, love the green bra. Is that a wonder bra?
Jacooz
12/29/04
Suggestion: perhaps to make the read easier on the eyes, perhaps the web person can find something other than white on red.
With 17 inches of clear screen, it is difficult to read...not the prose, just the type.
When I find my elusive ad rep., I'll be in touch.
Happy holidays.
G
Dear G,
Have had several comments about the white on red type – I think we may have to do something different. Thanks for the tip. Or you could try reading it while wearing sunglasses. Blah, maybe that’s a bad idea.
Jacooz
12/23
My bumper sticker is still on your third floor – where I left it while inspecting plumbingâ€
One site changeâ€
See ya soon.
D
Dear Mr. D,
Would like to hear more about the hot link reference sometime, and also I’m not sure if I should be offended that you left the bumper sticker behind. I thought it might have been a subtle hint. Will work on the hot link issue. I’m a little bit of a computer bimbo.
Jacooz
12/22/04
Happy holidays! Peaches lives on in the minds and souls of those fortunate few in Los Angeles... Have a great christmas! Bust a few brain cells on New Years!
S. Finly
Dear Mr. Finly,
Not sure I have too many brain cells to spare, but sounds fun. I hear even mild hiccups kill brain cells, so I’m sure I can think of something.
Jacooz
12/16/04
just a note to let you know i enjoy your work. it's nice to have a sense of humor.
best, paul graubard
Dear Paul,
Thanks so much. I’m glad you think I have a sense of humor, it shows you must have one, too. Keep visiting and I will try to continue to amuse you.
12/11/04
Regarding the bundling column:
Jacooz,
Great story! They also had beds w/board between the couple, and then there's Tristan and the sword!
AO
Monterey, MA
Dear AO
I’m really intrigued with this Tristan and the sword idea. I’ve heard the legends of Tristan but didn’t know about the sword. Can anyone explain?
12/7/04
Jacooz,
The downtown decorations MUST GO... If Sponge Bob can be stollen, surely they can too. They are DISGUSTING..... We need help in this town.... what can we do?
2/14/2006
What up Juliane!
It has been ages! That baby boy must be keeping you busy. I have missed so much on bimbo. I see that I am still here in spirit and photo. I am sorry I missed that Dubya column, especially now, with all the scandal and the shooting of an innocent man by our glorified VP. I can't wait to read your (possible) future articles on that one. BTW, I think I scored around a 15 on the quiz. All I can say is if anyone wants pretention, come on out to Scottsdale AZ. There is plenty to go around! I like the new look of your site! Get this party started! Happy V-DaY!@
3/28/2007
jazooz, remind me to sing for you my mother's yiddish "Ginzsburgh had a clothing store" song...
martha
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