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TAWK TO THE POLITICS!
2/9/2006
I was just looking at your product lineup . . . I misread the "Big Boobs means Big Branes" as "Big Boobs means Big Dranes." I thought it might be some breast feeding reference!
ts
2/13/2006
 TS,
Big boobs CAN be big drains, especially when you are breastfeeding. But alas, that's not what I was really trying to say. Though you can certainly make a statement about breastfeeding with the "Big Boobs Meens Big Branes" baby bib. Breastfed babies are smarter, they say. My little one Isaac is eating plenty of solid food now, but proudly wears his "big boobs" bib at mealtime. To buy one of these cute bibs, go to the "bimbo boutique" button on my home page.
Jacooz
5/30/2006
Dear Jacuzzi,
Are you normal? And have you ever wondered what would happen if we were to break the normal rules of proper behavior just for the heck of it? I wonder that myself.
There was a female comedian on a talk show one time, and she seems to be confused as to what she should be doing as well. She said she "buys a purse that she thinks a lady should have, holds it the way she thinks she should as she walks down the street and says to herself, now I look like a normal lady should." I guess its easier when you are an actress and you have your lines laid out for you, but its harder to know what to do when there are no lines. Let me give you a couple examples of behavior that you might think are completely normal but may get you into trouble:
1. Pull up a lawn chair, get out the iced tea, and go fishing on your front lawn (there is no water there). People will think something is wrong.
2. Go to the car parts store down the road and ask for their latest fragrance. You stand in aisle 3 near the oil and car filters "sampling" car deodorizers. You proceed to the checkout with the "New Car Smell" car fragrance and tell the cashier that you want your husband to think
of you as "new and the latest model" and that you plan to spray New Car Smell all over your body for him. Think you will get a strange look? I don't know, try it.
3. Take your morning shower, wrap your towel turban style on your head, get dressed, then go for your daily walk with towel still on your head. Think people will stare? If you forget the "get dressed" part, they will.
What are your thoughts?
5/30/2006
Well, I can only say that on certain days it is incredibly difficult to act normal at all. I do have thoughts like, I wonder what people would do if I went to the grocery store in my pajamas? Or, could I actually get away with not wearing a bra in public since my most comfortable bras are all in the laundry? Or, will anyone really notice if I wear a short skirt and don't bother shaving my legs? Yes, I do contemplate these things too. Hang in there.
7/15/2006
Hi Jacoooz -
who gives shit about being the object of male affection? I disagree with Yeats's "there's far more enterprise in walking naked," I would say there's far more enterprise in walking invisible. Any woman who spends too much time worrying about her babaliciousness rating is wasting her brain.
Dunno, I grew up in a family of four babe-conscious girls, and thought my sisters were insane.
7/15/2006
You're right; in the end trying to be the object of male affection is a huge waste of time and energy and futile anyway. They are more comfortable and turned on by women who don't give a shit.
-Jacooz
12/16/2006
Great picture of Isaac! I'm going to spend more time with your pages now. You have a very lively presentation!
--Tamari Witkin Marcus
3/30/2007
I have to ask. What's up with all the vaginal order eater ads on your homepage. No, I'm serious! It's supposed to smell a little...well like vagina.
Dave
4/14/2007
Love your blog. Re: Jewishly Yours -- did you know that there's a midrash about Sarah's laughter when the Big One tells her she will bear a child at 100+. HE asks whether she laughed. She lies, says no. It's the only time HE does not punish a lie. Laughter - humor - helps us to live.
4/15/2007
Yes, I do know about that story -- it's not midrash but right in the book of Genesis (I think.) I only happen to know because, of course, I have a son named Isaac. And he makes us laugh. And he laughs at us. --Jacoozi
8/10/2007
Hey Jacooz! It has been quite some time since I came to Bimbo. I love the look and feel of your site. You sure have come a long way! I have been trying to listen to your radio show, but never seem to catch it. I will certainly try again, now that I know when your on! Hope all is well with the little and big ones (children). Get in touch! JR (Phoenix, AZ)
4/28/2008
Hi Jacuzzi
Thankyou for you interest. Futility is a blog I like, I don't know anything about it however. My three blogs are assorted material, some of it published, some draft material for novels, I am not a professional, and most of my things are un-edited, and so are full of typos and mis-spelling, very irritating to literate people, I hope you don't mind.
Richard B
http://futility.typepad.com/
http://richard-britell.blogspot.com/
http://richardbritell.blogspot.com/
http://clarenceandi.blogspot.com/
My address is prbritell@yahoo.com
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